Black metal pickup line #1: Girl, are you in MayheM? Because I've got a "Deathcrush" on you ;)
Black metal pickup line #2: Girl, are you Varg Vikernes? Because I wanna "Aske" you out on a date ;)
Black metal pickup line #3: Girl, I wanna stick my "Gorgoroth" into your "Mighty Ravendark" ;)
Black metal pickup line #4: Girl, we're made for each other like Satyr and Frost ;)
RIP KIRT COBAYN <333
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THE GR8EST BASSIST FROM THE MONKEES!!! <33
1940-1980-5EVR
“PASS THE CARROTS SUSAN, DEAR”
When people leave the cinema before the end of the credits of a Marvel film.